Today, Ive decided to start using this thing to actually keep an account of the important stuff I do.

I plan on posting one productive thing every day, from big things to small things.

I will never get a girl this hot.

I want to be home so I can stop smoking and start running a shit load, I fancy dropping down to about 12 stone. Unis wank now anyway, nothings happening.

Whatever you do, it always ends up with yourself being fucked over by her.

While I have some exams, revision isn’t a downer, im actually looking forward to working with paper and not a fucking word document or some shit.

Anyway I digress, so im seeing Joker on Monday and Jon and Chris are finally coming to some dubstep with me, Zeki and Ben too xD

Then we have a Manchester Crew night out in Sowie for the lols… thats gonna be jokes (crap jokes but also good jokes)

End of the seasons gonna be big too!

Remember how good the world was just before he won the election. There was an air of hope to the entire world, it was amazing.

Why is it that America is so locked into the “good old days” from there post war boom when everything was amazing. The world moves on, everyone has an iPod, laws change and science advances. Stop acting like the Catholic Church and get with the fucking times you gun toting, liberty preaching, batshit insane mother fuckers.